function t { 
    for ((i=0; $i < $1; i++)); do
        s=$((8-$i)); e=$((8+$i));
        for ((j=0; j <= $e; j++)); do [ $j -ge $s ] && echo -n '^' || echo -n ' '; done;
        echo;
    done
}
function T {
    for ((i=0; $i < $1; i++)); do
        for ((j=0; j < 10; j++)); do [ $j -ge 7 ] && echo -n '|' || echo -n ' '; done;
        echo;
    done
    echo
}
t 3; t 5; t 7; T 2; echo -e "Season's Greetings\n    from CLKF"

Gosh, I missed you guys.  It's nice to be home with my CLKF family for the holidays.  I brought you a present:

c:\>cmd.exe /v:on /c "echo. & echo A Christmas present for you: & color 24 & 
echo. & echo     0x0& for /L %a in (1,1,11) do @(for /L %b in (1,1,10) do @ set /a
%b%2) & echo 1"& echo. & echo Merry Christmas!

Happy New Year from within the borders of Scriptistan!

Function Draw-Circle {
    Param( $Radius, $XCenter, $YCenter )
    
    for ($x = -$Radius; $x -le $Radius ; $x++) {
        $y = [int]([math]::sqrt($Radius * $Radius - $x * $x))
        Set-CursorLocation -X ($XCenter + $x) -Y ($YCenter + $y)
        Write-Host "*" -ForegroundColor Blue -NoNewline
        Set-CursorLocation -X ($XCenter + $x) -Y ($YCenter - $y)
        Write-Host "*" -ForegroundColor Blue -NoNewline
    }
}

Function Draw-Hat {
    Param( $XCenter, $YTop, $Height, $Width, $BrimWidth )
    
    $left = Round($XCenter - ($Width / 2))
    $row = "#" * $Width
    for ($y = $YTop; $y -lt $YTop + $Height - 1; $y++) {
        Set-CursorLocation -X $left -Y $y
        Write-Host $row -ForegroundColor Black -NoNewline
    }
    
    Set-CursorLocation -X ($left - $BrimWidth) -Y ($YTop + $Height - 1)
    $row = "#" * ($Width + 2 * $BrimWidth)
    Write-Host $row -ForegroundColor Black -NoNewline
}

Function Set-CursorLocation {
    Param ( $x, $y )

    $pos = $Host.UI.RawUI.CursorPosition
    $pos.X = $x
    $pos.Y = $y
    $Host.UI.RawUI.CursorPosition = $pos
}

Function Round {
    Param ( $int )
    # Stupid banker's rounding
    return [Math]::Round( $int, [MidpointRounding]'AwayFromZero' )
}

Clear-Host
Write-Host "Happy New Year!"
Draw-Circle -Radius 4 -XCenter 10 -YCenter 8
Draw-Circle -Radius 5 -XCenter 10 -YCenter 17
Draw-Circle -Radius 7 -XCenter 10 -YCenter 29
Draw-Hat -XCenter 10 -YTop 2 -Height 5 -Width 7 -BrimWidth 2
Set-CursorLocation -X 0 -Y 38